Festive as F*ck Plant Stick – Cheeky Laser-Cut Cherry Wood Plant Marker
Give your houseplants some attitude with the Festive as Fuck plant stick. Made from laser-cut cherry hardwood, this funny plant marker adds a bold, sassy touch to any indoor garden. Perfect for plant parents who want their ferns, pothos, or cacti to reflect their playful personality. Available in two sizes—square (2" x 4") and vertical (½" x 6")—this marker combines durability with cheeky style, making it a perfect gift for yourself or fellow plant lovers who appreciate humor with their greenery.
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CARE & MAINTENANCE
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Embracing small joys
Thoughtfully chosen to blend into your space while adding something a little special. It’s all about bringing a bit more joy and balance to the everyday.