Snarky & Punny Plant Stakes – Funny Wooden Garden Markers for Plant Lovers

Your plant-loving patrons need these funny, punny, and snarky plant stakes in their lives. Perfect for plant shops, nurseries, florists, and farmers markets, these witty wooden markers bring personality to any plant. Each stake is laser-engraved and crafted from premium cherry plywood, measuring approximately ½" wide and 6" long. Coated with protective polycrylic for durability, natural wood variations make every piece unique. Choose from sayings like "Pray for Me", "Thirsty Bitch", "Not Dead Yet", and "You Grow Girl". Add the perfect touch of humor to your leafy collection or gift them to a plant-obsessed friend.