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Collection of snarky plant stakes displayed at a farmers market or plant shop booth.
  • Collection of snarky plant stakes displayed at a farmers market or plant shop booth.
  • Group of four witty plant stakes including: "Pray for Me," "Thirsty Bitch," "Not Dead Yet," and "You Grow Girl."
  • "Thirsty Bitch" plant stake, showing the witty design in a flower pot.
  • Engraved "Probably Fake" plant marker made from cherry hardwood, placed in a decorative faux plant.
  • Engraved "I'm Literally Dying" plant marker in a potted plant, adding a touch of humor to your greenery.
  • Engraved “Little Prick” plant marker in a cactus or succulent pot, adding a snarky touch to your prickly plant.
Cheeky Wooden Plant Stakes – Funny Cherry Wood Garden Markers for Chronic Illness

Cheeky Wooden Plant Stakes – Funny Cherry Wood Garden Markers for Chronic Illness

$4.00 USD

Give your plants—and yourself—a laugh with the Cheeky Wooden Plant Stakes, snarky little reminders that life (and gardening) doesn’t have to be so serious. Each ½" x 6" cherry plywood stake is laser-engraved with witty phrases like “Pray for Me,” “Thirsty Bitch,” “Not Dead Yet,” and “You Grow Girl.” Sealed for durability, they highlight the natural beauty of the wood while holding up season after season. For chronic illness warriors, spoonies, or anyone navigating tough days, these stakes deliver humor right where it’s needed most—a plant pot, a windowsill, or a gift basket. Perfect for plant moms, gardeners, or friends who appreciate sarcasm as much as self-care, they make thoughtful holiday stocking stuffers that sprout both smiles and solidarity.
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Image if Christmas gift wrap displayed on a wooden surface and faux snow

Embracing small joys

Thoughtfully selected to bring warmth and wonder to your space this season. Designed to blend in beautifully while adding a touch of holiday magic—infusing everyday moments with joy, comfort, and a hint of sparkle.

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