Disappointing Affirmations Pencil Set – Sarcastic Graphite for the Realistically Inclined

Say goodbye to sugar-coated pep talks and hello to a little graphite honesty. This Disappointing Affirmations Pencil Set includes ten classic HB / No. 2 pencils engraved with blunt, dry, and occasionally profane truths—perfect for anyone who finds toxic positivity more exhausting than uplifting. Wrapped in gently ironic natural imagery, these pencils add a wink of realism to your daily lists, half-finished poems, or late-night rants. They’re equal parts design piece and emotional support tool, made for those who want their desk supplies to match their vibe: grounded, stylish, and unfiltered. A brilliant gift for creatives who color outside the lines—and then write sarcastic commentary about it.