Emergency Affirmations Card Deck – Brass Monkey's Snarky Pick-Me-Ups for Exceptionally Stupid Days

Some days call for caffeine, a little luck, and exactly the right sarcastic affirmation. Enter Brass Monkey’s Emergency Affirmations deck—a desk-friendly box of 100 hilarious, brutally honest cards designed for exceptionally stupid days. Whether you’re battling inbox dread or need a pep talk that sounds more like your best friend than your therapist, these cards deliver the goods. Housed in a displayable two-piece box and printed on heavy-weight stock (ready to soak up a few tears or margarita spills), these affirmations are equal parts snark and support. Perfect as a gift for the unapologetically overwhelmed, or for your own emergency stash of “I’ve got this”—with attitude.