
Funny Wedding Card – “To Have & To Hold & To Hump” Romantic Humor for Newlyweds
Celebrate the big day with a card that skips the sap and delivers the laughs. Our funny wedding card reads “To Have & To Hold & To Hump,” making it the cheeky choice for couples who appreciate love with a wink. Printed on premium cardstock with a smooth finish, it comes with a matching envelope and space inside for your most sarcastic or sweet note. Ideal for modern weddings, bride-to-be gifts, or anyone who thinks marriage deserves a little humor. Add this card to your boutique gift collection for customers who love a good laugh.
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