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Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens with funny adulting phrases

Humorous Adulting Struggles Pen Set – Set of 5 Black Ink Pens

Sale price  $7.95 USD Regular price  $12.99 USD

Get through the workweek with a laugh this holiday season with our Set of 5 Black Ink Ballpoint Pens! Each pen humorously captures the struggles of adult life, featuring witty phrases like “MOTHER FUCKING MONDAY” and “TOO TIRED TO FUNCTION TUESDAY.” Perfect as stocking stuffers, holiday gifts, or cheeky surprises, these pens add humor and personality to any daily routine.

Phrases include:

  • MOTHER FUCKING MONDAY – Because coffee can only do so much.

  • TOO TIRED TO FUNCTION TUESDAY – Still recovering from Monday.

  • WHY THE FUCK IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY – Midweek crisis mode.

  • THIS FUCKING SUCKS THURSDAY – The weekend feels too far away.

  • FUCKIN’ FRIDAYS – The sweet relief of the weekend finally arriving!

Embracing small joys

Thoughtfully selected to bring warmth and wonder to your space this season. Designed to blend in beautifully while adding a touch of holiday magic—infusing everyday moments with joy, comfort, and a hint of sparkle.

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