I Suck At Apologies – Sarcastic “Unfuck You” Greeting Card for Real-Life Oops Moments

Not all apologies need a violin solo. Sometimes, a sarcastic greeting card that says “Unfuck You or Whatever” does the job perfectly. Designed for those moments when you're kinda sorry but also staying true to your bold, unapologetic self, this card is your passive-aggressive peace offering—with style. Blank inside so you can keep it awkward, hilarious, or unexpectedly heartfelt, and printed on premium cardstock for maximum snark impact. Whether you're smoothing things over with your bestie, your boo, or your brother who totally overreacted, this funny apology card keeps things real. Comes with a clean white envelope to make it look like you tried harder than you did.