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I Suck At Apologies – Sarcastic Unfuck You Greeting Card for Real-Life Oops Moments
$5.00 USD
Not all apologies need a violin solo. Sometimes a sarcastic greeting card that says Unfuck You or Whatever does the job better than flowers ever could. Designed for those moments when you’re kinda sorry but still unapologetically yourself, this card doubles as a passive-aggressive peace offering—with style. Blank inside so you can keep it awkward, hilarious, or sneak in some unexpected sincerity, it’s printed on premium cardstock for maximum snark impact. Whether you’re smoothing things over with your bestie, your boo, or the sibling who definitely overreacted, this funny apology card says exactly what you mean (and nothing you don’t). Includes a crisp white envelope so it at least looks like you tried.
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