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"Not Today, Murder" game box with bold text and playful design
  • "Not Today, Murder" game box with bold text and playful design
  • Spread of object and scenario cards laid out on a table
  • Close-up of absurd object cards like A Jumbo Roll of Toilet Paper
  • Spread of object and scenario cards laid out on a table
  • Game setup showing how to play with a group of friends
Not Today, Murder – A Ridiculously Fun Survival Game for Friends, Family & Frenemies

Not Today, Murder – A Ridiculously Fun Survival Game for Friends, Family & Frenemies

$22.95 USD

Try not to die laughing. The Not Today, Murder game by Brass Monkey puts your imagination (and survival instincts) to the test. Players draw 3 ridiculous object cards—from glitter bombs to garden gnomes—and must concoct the best escape plan from a murder-y scenario. Whether you're escaping a haunted corn maze or an angry mime convention, it’s your wits (and your weird gear) that’ll keep you alive. With 300 object cards and 50 outrageous scenario cards, it’s absurdly fun for game night.
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Embracing small joys

Thoughtfully selected to bring warmth and wonder to your space this season. Designed to blend in beautifully while adding a touch of holiday magic—infusing everyday moments with joy, comfort, and a hint of sparkle.

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