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A wooden plant marker laser-engraved with 'The Tortured Plants Department,' crafted from unfinished Baltic Birch Plywood.
  • A wooden plant marker laser-engraved with 'The Tortured Plants Department,' crafted from unfinished Baltic Birch Plywood.
The Tortured Plants Department – Cheeky Wooden Plant Marker for Dramatic Greenery

The Tortured Plants Department – Cheeky Wooden Plant Marker for Dramatic Greenery

$4.00 USD

Celebrate your overwatered, under-loved, and exquisitely dramatic plants with The Tortured Plants Department Wooden Plant Marker. Laser-engraved on natural Baltic birch plywood, each 5" stake shows off gorgeous wood grain and playful typography, nodding to Taylor Swift fans, plant parents, and anyone who thrives on a little curated chaos. Perfect for indoor pots, herb gardens, or statement planters, this cheeky marker transforms ordinary greenery into a conversation-starting, whimsical display. A hilarious gift for Swifties, plant enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys a dash of poetic plant drama—because even your ferns deserve a little sass.
Image if Christmas gift wrap displayed on a wooden surface and faux snow

Embracing small joys

Thoughtfully selected to bring warmth and wonder to your space this season. Designed to blend in beautifully while adding a touch of holiday magic—infusing everyday moments with joy, comfort, and a hint of sparkle.

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