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To Be Read Upon My Death – Dark Humor Confessional Journal with 286 Prompts
$16.00 USD
For anyone who prefers sarcasm over sentimentality, the To Be Read Upon My Death Journal is your backstage pass to confess, complain, and document questionable life choices—no judgment, you’ll be dead. With 286 disturbingly specific prompts, this guided journal helps you record everything from petty grudges to scandalous secrets, ensuring your story is remembered exactly how you’d want: unfiltered and a little unhinged. The sleek, spot-varnished hardcover (4.5" x 8.5") tucks discreetly into a drawer or fits neatly beside your “official” paperwork. Darkly funny and a little too real, it’s the perfect gift for friends with twisted humor, parents who overshare, or anyone planning to leave behind a legacy of laughs (and maybe lawsuits).
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