Haul your life like a boss with the Vintage Cherry & Mushroom Fuck Off Tote. Bursting with vibrant cherries, strawberries, and mushrooms, this eco-friendly bag is as sassy as it is sturdy, ready to carry up to 50 lbs without breaking a sweat.
Made from 100% recycled plastic bottles, it’s durable, folds into a compact pouch, and wipes clean effortlessly—perfect for errands, appointments, or just stomping through your day with flair. This tote isn’t subtle, and you shouldn’t be either.
Designed for chronic illness warriors, spoonies, or anyone navigating life with extra baggage (literally), it’s both a practical companion and a cheeky statement piece. Express your personality, declare your boundaries, and make “fuck off” your personal brand—all while staying organized.
Gift-ready and unapologetically bold, this tote is for anyone who wants to carry their essentials with style, humor, and zero apologies. Sustainable, fun, and full of attitude—it’s a little bag with a big personality.
