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Festive as F*ck Plant Stick – Cheeky Laser-Cut Cherry Wood Marker
$4.00 USD
Add sass and humor to your indoor garden with the Festive as Fuck Plant Stick, a handcrafted laser-cut cherry wood marker that brings bold personality to any plant collection. Available in two sizes—square (2" x 4") or vertical (½" x 6")—this durable, playful accent is perfect for ferns, pothos, cacti, or any houseplant that deserves a little attitude. Ideal for plant lovers with a sense of humor, it makes a funny, memorable gift or a cheeky addition to your own greenery. Combine durability, style, and irreverent charm in one statement piece that adds a touch of personality to every plant display.
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Thoughtfully selected to bring warmth and wonder to your space this season. Designed to blend in beautifully while adding a touch of holiday magic—infusing everyday moments with joy, comfort, and a hint of sparkle.