What does Rochambeau Home Gifts specialize in?

Handcrafted, small-batch paper goods, wax seal accessories, natural soaps, and curated gifts—all priced under $50.

How do purchases support social causes?

Select artisan items and bath goods support global social initiatives, including funding school days for children in India and empowering women’s artisan cooperatives.

How much does shipping cost and how fast is delivery?

Standard flat-rate shipping is $6.50 within the continental U.S., and orders of $50 or more receive free standard shipping. Orders ship via USPS Ground Advantage within 1–2 business days, taking approximately 5–8 business days to arrive.

What is the return policy?

Rochambeau Home Gifts offers a 30-day return policy on eligible, unused items in their original packaging with proof of purchase. Custom goods, personal care items (like soaps), stickers, clearance products, and gift cards are final sale.

Holy Sh*t! You're Getting Married – Funny Wedding Card

Close up of "Holy Shit You're Getting Married!" Greeting Card

$3.50 USD $5.50 USD

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Cue the champagne—and the cursing! The Holy Shit! You’re Getting Married Card is perfect for the friend who wouldn’t dare say “congratulations” without a wink of sarcasm. Boldly declaring “Holy Shit! You’re Getting Married”, it’s ideal for bachelorette parties, bridal showers, or sending a hilarious note to your newly engaged bestie.

Printed on heavyweight matte paper with a blank interior, it’s ready for your own witty or heartfelt message, bringing attitude and humor to any celebration.

Includes a Kraft envelope and cellophane sleeve for a polished, gift-ready presentation, making it both fun and stylish.

A perfect mix of cheeky charm, playful irreverence, and thoughtful gifting, this card ensures your note will be remembered.

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.