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Holy Shit! You’re Getting Married Card – Funny Wedding & Engagement Greeting for Brides, Grooms & BFFs

$6.00 USD

Cue the champagne—and the cursing. This funny wedding and engagement card is for the friend who wouldn’t dare say “congratulations” without a wink of sarcasm. Boldly declaring “Holy Shit! You’re Getting Married,” it’s perfect for bachelorette parties, bridal showers, or sending a hilarious note to your newly engaged bestie. Printed on heavyweight matte paper with a blank interior for your witty or heartfelt message, this card brings attitude and humor to any celebration. Includes a Kraft envelope and cellophane sleeve for a polished, gift-ready presentation.

Embracing small joys

Thoughtfully selected to bring warmth and wonder to your space this season. Designed to blend in beautifully while adding a touch of holiday magic—infusing everyday moments with joy, comfort, and a hint of sparkle.

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