• Collection of snarky plant stakes displayed at a farmers market or plant shop booth.
  • Group of four witty plant stakes including: "Pray for Me," "Thirsty Bitch," "Not Dead Yet," and "You Grow Girl."
  • "Thirsty Bitch" plant stake, showing the witty design in a flower pot.
  • Engraved "Probably Fake" plant marker made from cherry hardwood, placed in a decorative faux plant.
  • Engraved "I'm Literally Dying" plant marker in a potted plant, adding a touch of humor to your greenery.
  • Engraved “Little Prick” plant marker in a cactus or succulent pot, adding a snarky touch to your prickly plant.
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Cheeky Wooden Cherry Plant Stakes

Cheeky Wooden Cherry Plant Stakes

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Give your plants—and yourself—a laugh with the Cheeky Wooden Plant Stakes, snarky little reminders that life (and gardening) doesn’t have to be so serious. Each ½" x 6" cherry plywood stake is laser-engraved with witty phrases like “Pray for Me”, “Thirsty Bitch”, “Not Dead Yet”, and “You Grow Girl”.

Sealed for durability, these stakes highlight the natural beauty of the wood while holding up season after season. Perfect for chronic illness warriors, spoonies, or anyone navigating tough days, they deliver humor right where it’s needed most—in a plant pot, on a windowsill, or in a gift basket.

Ideal for plant moms, gardeners, or friends who appreciate sarcasm as much as self-care, these stakes make thoughtful holiday stocking stuffers that sprout both smiles and solidarity.

Add a cheeky, playful touch of fun and personality to any garden or indoor plant display.

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