I Suck At Apologies – Sarcastic Greeting Card

Not every apology needs a violin solo. Sometimes, a sarcastic card that says Unfuck You or Whatever does the job better than flowers ever could. The I Suck At Apologies card is for those moments when you’re kinda sorry—but still unapologetically yourself.

Blank inside, it gives you the freedom to be awkward, hilarious, or sneakily sincere, while printed on premium cardstock for maximum snark impact. It’s the perfect way to make a statement without saying too much.

Whether you’re smoothing things over with a bestie, your boo, or the sibling who definitely overreacted, this card says exactly what you mean—and nothing you don’t. Its crisp white envelope ensures it at least looks like you tried.

A witty, irreverent, and totally relatable way to apologize, the I Suck At Apologies card is a must-have for anyone who wants to keep it real, keep it funny, and keep it unapologetically honest.